I believe this is happening to me again. Just when I thought things were going well, here we are starting over. It's like a bad joke. Honestly, I'm starting to feel like giving up.
- Perhaps it's time change my habits
- It must just be my imagination
- This calls for a celebration (of sorts)
This Is Insane What Just Happened!
I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A bird was dancing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the read more police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Did You See That?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and randomly a flock of rabbits came out over a bush. They were hopping all over the place, and dogs were laughing. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Still Can't Believe My Eyes!
It all started with a random event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in uttershock.
I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be true, right? It has to be a cruel joke.
Maybe I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
I Can't Even!
Folks won't believe this just occurred. Seriously, I know I'm going to faint! Everything was just so wild.
- This is nuts
- Seriously though
- I'm going to have to write this down
See ya later! You won't believethe rest of the story!
It's Beyond Me
Seriously, what I'm hearing is just making no sense. I keep trying to grasping it, but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps ask someone else for help?