Seriously? That's It Happened Again!!

I believe this is happening to me again. Just when I thought things were going well, here we are starting over. It's like a bad joke. Honestly, I'm starting to feel like giving up. Perhaps it's time change my habits It must just be my imagination This calls for a celebration (of sorts) This Is Insane What Just Happened! I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A bird was dancing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away. People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the read more police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable! Did You See That?! Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and randomly a flock of rabbits came out over a bush. They were hopping all over the place, and dogs were laughing. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys. I Still Can't Believe My Eyes! It all started with a random event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in uttershock. I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be true, right? It has to be a cruel joke. Maybe I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself? I Can't Even! Folks won't believe this just occurred. Seriously, I know I'm going to faint! Everything was just so wild. This is nuts Seriously though I'm going to have to write this down See ya later! You won't believethe rest of the story! It's Beyond Me Seriously, what I'm hearing is just making no sense. I keep trying to grasping it, but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way. Perhaps ask someone else for help?